India's Self DescriptionTell you about myself, you say?India's Self Description
Well, where do I start?
I would like to say that I live in a supremely elegant and sumptuous mansion and take champagne baths each night, but I guess that's a lie. My life is pretty... well... how do you put it? Boring.
I was born and raised in Florence, Italy until I was 8, when I was torn away from the wonderful land of my beloved pizza and lasagne (okay, I lie again, I hates pizza and lasagne!) and plonked into a land where everyone drinks tea and wears monocles. Just kidding folks. We moved to a place where unicorns roam free in rivers of treacle with cockt
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